the-condescensions-swag:

teamsubpar:

The Homestuck Fandom is literally the worst fandom and has absolutely no redeeming qualities.

If you think otherwise that just means that you are a part of the Homestuck fandom and therefore your opinion doesn’t matter because you are, in fact, shit. Just like your fandom.

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lokioakenshieldturner:

Chris Evans behind the scenes of Captain America: The First Avenger

He had to kneel on a box, my life is made

(Source: durance, via onlylolgifs)

serayashadowharper:

captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

… well I think about it NOW.

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rangerkimmy:

sburbatory:

posyes:

i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him

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I’m laughing because I’ve seen this post at least four times on my dash today and every single one had a different picture of the hitachiin twins

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katt-wade:

Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.

I’m reblogging this again because it’s one of the best things to have ever been said ever.

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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Tear gas

torisoulphoenix:

avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

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Reblog if you have the best followers ever

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sassyspider8itch:

I saved this as “gayswithchainsaws.png”

sassyspider8itch:

I saved this as “gayswithchainsaws.png”

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diaemyung:

Gradually, I become an adult everyday.

kuruluv:

lividcoffeecakes:

I swear this song is like, joy itself made into sound

It calms me down no matter what

it could’ve fucking stopped the cold war if everyone just sat down and listened to it

I can help but smile every time I listen to it

I needed this right now ;3:

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